Privacy
Privacy.
This website collects nothing itself. The short version is also the long version.
Last updated 2026-09-07.
What this site collects
Nothing. There are no forms, accounts, analytics tags, advertising pixels, or cookies set by this site. Pages are static files.
Hosting
The site is served by Cloudflare. Like any web host, Cloudflare processes standard request data (such as IP address, browser type and the page requested) to deliver pages and protect the service. Cloudflare's own privacy policy governs that processing.
Booking
The Book links take you to Acuity Scheduling, a separate site operated by Squarespace. Anything you enter there (name, phone, email, appointment details) is collected by that service and by the shop to manage your appointment, under Squarespace's privacy policy.
Contact links
Call, text, email and directions links open your own phone, messaging, mail or maps app. Nothing about that action is recorded by this site.
Questions
Email thegentlejerks@gmail.com or call (818) 660-6119.